Semi Functional Human Premium Organic Cotton T-Shirt

Evolve Collection | Phrase Series | SEMI-FUNCTIONAL HUMAN

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SEMI-FUNCTIONAL HUMAN is the official status update for anyone getting things done in highly selective bursts.

Because functioning at half capacity still counts as functioning, and frankly, that deserves a shirt.

🎨 The Design

Curved, stacked typography gives this relatable phrase a retro-inspired feel. The clean, decoration-free design lets the words do all the talking because explaining your current operating capacity sounds exhausting.

👕 The Tee

Made from premium 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, this tee combines lasting comfort with a substantial, high-quality feel. The textured ribbed neckline adds a sporty-casual finish, while set-in sleeves and reinforced stitching create a polished shape.

💖 Why You’ll Love It

• Little Yellow Bungalow exclusive design/artwork.

• Relatable humor delivered with perfect timing.

• Premium certified organic cotton.

• Comfortable relaxed fit.

• Inclusive sizing from XS through 5XL.

• Durable construction designed for real life.

🌟 Perfect For

Casual plans, work-from-home days, weekend errands, travel, or gifting to the person whose battery is technically still on.

📋 Specifications

• Premium 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton.

• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²).

• Relaxed fit.

• Set-in sleeves.

• 1 × 1 ribbed collar.

• Double-needle topstitching on the sleeves and bottom hems.

• Self-fabric neck tape inside the back.

• Fabric certified for organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard).

📏 Size Guide

Extra Small (XS)

• Half Chest: 18.75 in / 47.6 cm

• Body Length: 27.5 in / 69.8 cm

• Sleeve Length: 9 in / 22.9 cm

Small (S)

• Half Chest: 19.5 in / 49.5 cm

• Body Length: 28.25 in / 71.8 cm

• Sleeve Length: 9.25 in / 23.5 cm

Medium (M)

• Half Chest: 21 in / 53.3 cm

• Body Length: 29.25 in / 74.3 cm

• Sleeve Length: 9.5 in / 24.1 cm

Large (L)

• Half Chest: 22.75 in / 57.8 cm

• Body Length: 30 in / 76.2 cm

• Sleeve Length: 9.75 in / 24.8 cm

Extra Large (XL)

• Half Chest: 24.5 in / 62.2 cm

• Body Length: 31 in / 78.7 cm

• Sleeve Length: 9.75 in / 24.8 cm

Double Extra Large (XXL)

• Half Chest: 26.5 in / 67.3 cm

• Body Length: 32 in / 81.3 cm

• Sleeve Length: 10 in / 25.4 cm

Triple Extra Large (3XL)

• Half Chest: 28.5 in / 72.4 cm

• Body Length: 33 in / 83.8 cm

• Sleeve Length: 10.25 in / 26 cm

Quadruple Extra Large (4XL)

• Half Chest: 30.5 in / 77.5 cm

• Body Length: 33.75 in / 85.7 cm

• Sleeve Length: 10.25 in / 26 cm

5X-Large (5XL)

• Half Chest: 32.5 in / 82.5 cm

• Body Length: 34.75 in / 88.3 cm

• Sleeve Length: 10.25 in / 26 cm

✨ Find Your Perfect Fit ✨

For the best fit, compare these measurements with a favorite tee you already own. Lay it flat and measure straight across the chest, then compare that measurement with the Half Chest row above.

🚚 FAST and FREE Shipping

Your tee will be delivered with FAST and FREE U.S. shipping in 5–9 business days.

To help reduce overproduction and unnecessary waste, your tee is created especially for your order. It’s a thoughtful, eco-conscious approach to bringing each Little Yellow Bungalow design to life.